Leaving the Catskill Mountains and Woodstock, we decided to drive until we didn't want to anymore and find a lovely hotel.  We put our hotel angels out there to find us a hotel with a heated pool, hot tub, wireless internet, remote control TV in a good neighborhood.  In our quest, we drove through the Pocono's and came upon this lovely quaint sweet little hotel (see picture) which reminded us of Las Vegas.  Evidently, this hotel is reputed to be "illicit affair central" servicing the 13 original colonies in this area.  We considered checking in but something about the little painted pink hearts on the front door made a little red light go off in our heads.  The men with their arms around their transvestite companions gave us a tiny clue as to what was waiting for us inside.  We opted to turn around and check into a "Days Inn".  Please note, we got our heated pool, wireless internet, remote control TV (no hot tub...DOH)  and it was in a good neighborhood..